The ink on the Tweet announcing her divorce may not yet be dry — but potential suitors are already lining up for Melinda Gates. Or rather, are being lined up.
Within literal seconds of Flavor Flav hearing about the split, the cogs were already turning on a possible reality TV show based on her dating life.
The rapper is, of course, himself is no stranger to romance-themed series, being the star of two hugely popular ones: "Strange Love" opposite then-girlfriend Brigitte Nielsen, and its follow up "Flavor of Love", in which female contestants vied to become her replacement, Bachelorette style.
"I know one thing: Melinda ain't sad," he replied when confronted with the news Melinda was leaving the Microsoft multi-billionaire after 27 years of marriage... with no prenup. "I doubt she's sad, come on man — she's going to walk away with half!"
"She cannot be sad. And if she's sad, we're gonna take her to the hospital to get a check-up. Walking away with a $130 bill? Come on man! That's not a sad day in the neighborhood to me."