Brody and Kaitlynn, however, were all over each other, with Jenner claiming he "scored the jackpot" with his now-ex. What timing, of course, after their relationship blew up over the weekend -- with Carter seemingly moving on (and making out) with good friend Miley Cyrus.
Speidi celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary on Monday's episode, shoving it in the faces of all the haters who said they'd never make it.
While the two were happy to get a date night together on a yacht with champagne and lobster, talk eventually turned to Brody and Kaitlynn, who were holding a gala the same evening for her fashion startup, Foray Collective. "Brody and Kaitlynn are over at the gala, pretending they're George Clooney and Amal," said Spencer, "I'm sure they're kissing babies and waving to all their fans."
"It's funny because when you watch their social media, they have two separate lives and they barely see each other," said Heidi. "Then when you're in person with them, they have this whole facade like they have this amazing marriage, and they're always together and it seems like two different lives they're living."
After Spencer said he believed Kaitlynn was trying to turn Brody into "this Stepford Husband, but that's not happening," Heidi told him, "I wish them the best of luck because they seem to need it." Cue Spencer: "I don't."
Over at the swanky soiree for Carter's company, Brody and Kaitlynn shared serious PDA as he praised her for pulling off the impressive event.
"I absolutely scored the jackpot with Kaitlynn," he said in a confessional. "She's gorgeous, she's fun, she's smart, incredibly smart. I feel like a proud husband."
As the two danced and kissed at the party, he told her, "God I love you."
Carter and Jenner called it quits a year after their wedding ceremony in Indonesia, which, it turns out, was never made official with a marriage license. Throughout the current season of the MTV reality show, Carter has expressed her desire to start a family with Jenner -- something he seems very hesitant on following through on. According to TMZ, she wanted both a baby and a legal wedding, but neither happened.