"Happy International Woman's Day!!" he proclaimed in the caption.
After that came a picture of him and Tiffani Thiessen, whom he dated in the early '90s, with the same caption.
Then came a picture of him with ex-fiancee and mother of his 18-year-old son Kassius, Vanessa Marcil, whom he dated from 1999 to 2003, with the same caption. (This treasured keepsake appeared to come straight from Google Images, as it was plastered with the picture agency's watermark.)
Then came a picture of him with estranged wife and mother of his three other sons, Megan Fox, with the same caption.